Diary of Dog and Cat



8:00 – Food ! My favorite thing !
9:30 – Go with car ! My favorite thing !
9:40 – A walk in the parc ! My favorite thing !
10:30 – Cuddles ! My favorite thing !
12:00 – Lunch ! My favorite thing !
13:00 – Games in the garden! My favorite thing !
15:00 – Wag the tail ! My favorite thing !
17:00 – Snack ! My favorite thing !
19:00 – Games with the ball ! My favorite thing !
20:00 – Watching tv with mom and dad ! My favorite thing !
23:00 – Sleeping in the kennel ! My favorite thing !


Day of imprisonment number 983.My guardians are continuing to take me the piss with little dangling objects.The only thing that helps me to going forward is my dream of escape.In an attempt to disgust them, I am still vomiting on the carpet.Today I decapitated a mouse and I threw the headless body at their feet.I hoped that they would be terri ed, because is the proof of what I am capable of doing.However,they made a little comment about that “good little hunter” I am. Bastards. Today I almost managed to assassinate one of my tormentors by passing in the middle of the feet while was walking. Should I try again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners are ass-licker and spies. The dog has always special privileges. He is regularly released and seems well that he wants to return. Obviously he is mentally retarded. The bird must be an informant. I watch him while he is talking with the guards regularly. I’m sure that he reports my every single move.My guards put him in protective custody in a cell at the top, so it is safe, for now…I will keep you updated…



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